Rachel242002: JANEY WILL CONVERSE WITH YOU ABOUT THE SAFTEY OF ELASTIC BANDS AND FURNITURE LEGS

totlfitness: yayness!
Rachel242002: well, i do believe that people often overlook furniture legs. they may seem perfectly harmless,.....but i know the truth
totlfitness: of course you do..
Rachel242002: i DO!!!
Rachel242002: they are bloodthirsty  creatures
totlfitness: *gets tranquilizer*
Rachel242002: with only one thought on their minds
totlfitness: *and strait jacket*
totlfitness: now now...
Rachel242002: and that is the bad aftertaste of furniture cleaner
totlfitness: you eat furniture cleaner?
Rachel242002: they can not stand it any longer!!!!
Rachel242002: no!! the furniture legs!!!
totlfitness: oh
Rachel242002: you mindor
totlfitness: well..
totlfitness: what is that?
totlfitness: a mindor?
Rachel242002: they have had the last straw and now, at the wake of dawn.....THEY ATTACK!!!!

Rachel242002: yes, a mindor
totlfitness: at the wake of dawn? TOMORROW?
Rachel242002: TOMORROW
totlfitness: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: IS THERE ANYTHING THAT CAN BE DONE TO STOP THIS?
Rachel242002: GET YOUR BROOM AND SPATULA AND HIDE IN YOUR BASEMENT
Rachel242002: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: omg!
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel242002: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel242002: !
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: (this is fun)
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totlfitness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel242002: !
Rachel242002: yes
Rachel242002: wait.....
Rachel242002: NO!! this is no time to be thinking about punctuation!!!!
totlfitness: R U ALIVE?
Rachel242002: MISCHIEF-MINDED FURNITURE PIECES ARE ON THE LOOSE!
totlfitness: I KNOW
totlfitness: WE MUST FETCH THE TORCHES AND GET THE MUTANT BEAVERS TO OUR AID
totlfitness: NOW!
Rachel242002: TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE
Rachel242002: HURRY!!!
Rachel242002: I SUMMON THE POWERES OF BEAVERS EVEERYWHERE!!!
totlfitness: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the incredible POWER OF CHEESE!
Rachel242002: ooh, swiss or cheddar?
totlfitness: hmmm...
Rachel242002: .....the eternal question
totlfitness: i like monterey jack myself
Rachel242002: yes, but i do admire the tangy taste of colby jack
totlfitness: yes thats the one i must have misthought
Rachel242002: oh, pish posh
totlfitness: thanks i was trying to think of the name
totlfitness: oh, riff raff!
totlfitness: dash it all!
Rachel242002: and bob's your uncle!
totlfitness: no, michael is!
Rachel242002: what about bob?
totlfitness: i love that movie!
Rachel242002: ......*thinks quick* ....and Michaels your uncle!
Rachel242002: ....wait, what?
totlfitness: the movie "WHAT ABOUT BOB?"
totlfitness: its funny
Rachel242002: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Rachel242002: i shall look into to it
Rachel242002: please hold
totlfitness: yes yes
Rachel242002: *cheesy music in the backround*
totlfitness: lol
totlfitness: i've got the cheesy music part covered
totlfitness: by the piano students
totlfitness: here
Rachel242002: lol.
Rachel242002: your call haas been forwarded to Jane Stever. she has a complaint about the fish
totlfitness: did she buy them pickled?
Rachel242002: yes, yes. that is the whole problem
totlfitness: because those can give one quite the gas.
Rachel242002: oh, dear me.
Rachel242002: i'm afraid i must put you on hold again. brb *more cheesy music*